Alrights Lads and Philip, A reasonably late intro but better late than never xD

Firstly I would like to put out there that I am not actually Short.. My real name is Mike and of course in game my name is Shortboy I also like to think I contribute pretty well to the smack talking in side chat. I'm 18yo currently playing Dayz more than doing school work, better trade imo..

Have been playing Dayz for around 8 Months or so, Still have a little to learn , like not to combat roll over everything I can find. Love playing on the server because of the friendly community (NOT YOU PHILIP ) and more importantly the banter. I have around 6 weeks left of school and exams and then I am free to devote my time to the persuit of killing Omen and co..

Well thats me and i'll see you all in Chernarus, Mike

A beautiful piece. :') Touched me where my pants should be.

gg

Hello,

Wanted to say welcome but we already met in game

So yea, see ya again in chernarus