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Admin abuse

 Post subject: Admin abuse
PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 6:04 pm 
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IGN: Sirus
Current Life: 0.5 hrs
Time Alive: 741.8 hrs
Humanity: 3,870
Rank: Neutral

Murders: 133
Bandit Kills: 60
Deaths: 333
Zombies Killed: 3,965

I'm not a bandit!
seaweed took me behind the tents of stary with the promise of a dmr, i turn the corner to see all of snm with bulges in their pants. Seaweed explained D.M.R stood for deep man rape. i was so scared, they ripped off my thomas the tank underwear and began zeroing my tunnel. Omen went first he was like a sailor on leave, blood was everywhere. He said "that's how it's done", limbless was next using the blood as lube he crippled me. Being that this ruined it for the others, seaweed picked me up and mr z and elite spit roasted me until i had 300 blood left. AJ and lemon just watched jerking off, i crawled away crying. The end. Not what you thought i bet :lol:


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 Post subject: Re: Admin abuse
PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 6:20 pm 
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IGN: Shortboy
Current Life: 0.0 hrs
Time Alive: 355.8 hrs
Humanity: -201,151
Rank: Satan Himself

Murders: 149
Bandit Kills: 89
Deaths: 157
Zombies Killed: 3,188

I'm a bandit!
You sir are a genius, A sick and twisted one, but a genius none the less.. :D


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 Post subject: Re: Admin abuse
PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 6:52 pm 
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IGN: Seaweed
Current Life: 11.8 hrs
Time Alive: 1242.5 hrs
Humanity: -193,116
Rank: Satan Himself

Murders: 162
Bandit Kills: 69
Deaths: 122
Zombies Killed: 7,911

I'm a bandit!
:lol:

Also I appreciate you not mentioning the rusty tromboning incident sirus, there's been a lot of hate on admins recently for using that on players and unjust fully so. Nick really enjoyed it I could tell from the way he put that Simply Red CD on.


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 Post subject: Re: Admin abuse
PostPosted: Sat May 11, 2013 8:35 pm 
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IGN: Sirus
Current Life: 0.5 hrs
Time Alive: 741.8 hrs
Humanity: 3,870
Rank: Neutral

Murders: 133
Bandit Kills: 60
Deaths: 333
Zombies Killed: 3,965

I'm not a bandit!
Need to get in a biplane again i'll bang mick on


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 Post subject: Re: Admin abuse
PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 8:15 am 
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IGN: TooHighToFly
Current Life: 0.0 hrs
Time Alive: 452.6 hrs
Humanity: -134,510
Rank: Satan Himself

Murders: 92
Bandit Kills: 68
Deaths: 127
Zombies Killed: 2,957

I'm a bandit!
I really need to get a hold of this Simply Red CD I hear so much about. :P


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 Post subject: Re: Admin abuse
PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 4:16 pm 


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What the hell? Lol


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 Post subject: Re: Admin abuse
PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 6:15 pm 
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IGN: eberteby
Current Life: 9.8 hrs
Time Alive: 860.1 hrs
Humanity: -235,384
Rank: Satan Himself

Murders: 152
Bandit Kills: 159
Deaths: 352
Zombies Killed: 4,720

I'm a bandit!
tomisafish wrote:
I really need to get a hold of this Simply Red CD I hear so much about. :P


Saw it in the cockpit of Omen his plane yesterday, tried to shoot it out but didn't work :(


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 Post subject: Re: Admin abuse
PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 6:19 pm 
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IGN: Seaweed
Current Life: 11.8 hrs
Time Alive: 1242.5 hrs
Humanity: -193,116
Rank: Satan Himself

Murders: 162
Bandit Kills: 69
Deaths: 122
Zombies Killed: 7,911

I'm a bandit!


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 Post subject: Re: Admin abuse
PostPosted: Sun May 12, 2013 7:17 pm 
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IGN: TooHighToFly
Current Life: 0.0 hrs
Time Alive: 452.6 hrs
Humanity: -134,510
Rank: Satan Himself

Murders: 92
Bandit Kills: 68
Deaths: 127
Zombies Killed: 2,957

I'm a bandit!
Beautiful.


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 Post subject: Re: Admin abuse
PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 4:30 pm 
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IGN: limbless_torso
Current Life: 0.0 hrs
Time Alive: 138.7 hrs
Humanity: -53,694
Rank: Mass Murderer

Murders: 57
Bandit Kills: 17
Deaths: 83
Zombies Killed: 1,130

I'm a bandit!
best thread on the whole forum! was a good night and it didnt stop you hobbling back to our base the next night for a repeat....


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 Post subject: Re: Admin abuse
PostPosted: Thu May 16, 2013 5:46 pm 


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wait...is that what that quiet whimpering was?


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 Post subject: Re: Admin abuse
PostPosted: Fri May 17, 2013 10:51 am 
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IGN: limbless_torso
Current Life: 0.0 hrs
Time Alive: 138.7 hrs
Humanity: -53,694
Rank: Mass Murderer

Murders: 57
Bandit Kills: 17
Deaths: 83
Zombies Killed: 1,130

I'm a bandit!
gagged him that time though, theres only so much sobbing and wailing i can stand before i hulkrage out.


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