Mrzilvervis wrote:
You press your TS press to talk button everytime someone talks to you IRL while on a pc
I do this a lot
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| Author: | SNM! Omen [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 4:52 am ] |
| Post subject: | You know you play too much DayZ when.... |
You know you play too much DayZ when.... You name your first born son "Cherno" and your daughter "Polana". You go back and play BF3 and get social anxiety from having too many teammates. (some good ones I remember that were posted) When you need to park your car, and you look for 2 pine trees close together. You walk or drive passed the hill by your city and instinctively think about asshole bandit snipers. |
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| Author: | Deathdude [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:55 am ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You know you play too much DayZ when.... |
while playing other games you constantly try pressing alt to look over your shoulder (i do this all the damn time) |
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| Author: | Sharpy [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 12:53 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You know you play too much DayZ when.... |
... You won't leave the house without a can of beans. ...You're afraid to crawl through doors in fear of breaking your legs. ... You somehow mange to fit several car tires in a small backpack. ... You make your own ghillie suit. ... You are arrested for killing and gutting your neighbors cattle. ... You wear a bandit skin IRL. ... You manage to pitch a tent inside a tree. |
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| Author: | ext1nct [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:36 pm ] |
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You drive through town and realise you are looking at buildings to see wether they have an open door. You see smoke from a fire in the distance and your first thoughts are "Crash site !". |
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| Author: | Seaweed [ Fri Mar 15, 2013 7:42 pm ] |
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Any time you are outside and need to jump over something you do a frontflip |
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| Author: | MrSiViF [ Sat Mar 16, 2013 3:09 pm ] |
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You t-bag a dead body IRL. |
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| Author: | shandrew82 [ Sat Mar 16, 2013 8:09 pm ] |
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When someone startles you IRL and you yell "friendly!" |
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| Author: | Mrzilvervis [ Mon Mar 18, 2013 1:42 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You know you play too much DayZ when.... |
You press your TS press to talk button everytime someone talks to you IRL while on a pc |
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| Author: | Seaweed [ Mon Mar 18, 2013 2:48 pm ] |
| Post subject: | Re: You know you play too much DayZ when.... |
Mrzilvervis wrote: You press your TS press to talk button everytime someone talks to you IRL while on a pc I do this a lot
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| Author: | limbless_torso [ Fri Mar 22, 2013 2:14 pm ] |
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Seaweed wrote: Mrzilvervis wrote: You press your TS press to talk button everytime someone talks to you IRL while on a pc I do this a lotdefinately the worst habit in pc gaming right there, start talking to my mum about picking up dog shit, realise i've been keyed up the whole time 
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| Author: | DMZ [ Tue May 07, 2013 7:57 pm ] |
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...you've just spent six hours lootcycling the barracks, got four Mk48's Mod 0, popped a tire on your car with all these guns, spent another two hours lootcycling for that and when you found the wheel, died to zombies. ( Truly asked myself wth I was doing right there) ...you see a giant metal ball on a stick and look around for military tents ...you watch DayZ videos while playing DayZ ...you own half the server's vehicles ...you start typing while hovering above a town in a helicopter you just spent six hours to fix |
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| Author: | Murse [ Wed May 08, 2013 9:31 am ] |
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WHEN YOU CAN FLY BACKWARDS IN A PLANE. YES OMEN I'M TALKING TO YOU. |
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| Author: | Rousch [ Wed May 08, 2013 11:43 am ] |
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Murse wrote: YES OMEN I'M TALKING TO YOU. talking or yelling? WTS capslock key. Omen IRL? I know I play too much as I've dreamed about Dayz. |
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| Author: | SNM! Omen [ Thu May 09, 2013 2:35 am ] |
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I AM SOOOO DOING THIS!!! ^ |
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| Author: | TheGaffer [ Sat May 11, 2013 12:32 am ] |
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You keep blood bags in your fridge... Just in case. |
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| Author: | sirus [ Sun May 19, 2013 10:24 am ] |
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if you get in a car crash IRL and explain to the driver you had desync |
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| Author: | ownedtoast [ Sun May 19, 2013 12:39 pm ] |
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You hide behind trees a lot and crouch walk when in the open.. |
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| Author: | Mrzilvervis [ Tue May 21, 2013 12:57 pm ] |
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Someone posts his bullet calibers and you instantly know which ammo type it is.. |
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| Author: | Eberteby [ Wed May 22, 2013 9:25 am ] |
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You hear a chopper through your headset and start shouting CHOPPER CHOPPER untill 5 seconds later Tom sais : it is flying over my house. Untill you hear a second chopper 5 minutes later and start shouting CHOPPER CHOPPER untill 5 seconds later Shortboy sias : it is flying over my house^^ |
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| Author: | Deathdude [ Wed May 22, 2013 11:24 am ] |
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when you hear the faint drone of a hair dryer in the background, and you think its the low drone of a bi-plane flying around |
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| Author: | tomisafish [ Wed May 22, 2013 5:56 pm ] |
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Eberteby wrote: You hear a chopper through your headset and start shouting CHOPPER CHOPPER untill 5 seconds later Tom sais : it is flying over my house. Untill you hear a second chopper 5 minutes later and start shouting CHOPPER CHOPPER untill 5 seconds later Shortboy sias : it is flying over my house^^ I thought it was in game too until I looked out my window. |
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| Author: | McSlaughter [ Thu May 23, 2013 8:35 pm ] |
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You press G in another game to check your inventory and throw a grenade instead. |
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| Author: | Deathdude [ Fri May 24, 2013 9:54 am ] |
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McSlaughter wrote: You press G in another game to check your inventory and throw a grenade instead. hehe, arma 3 anyone? |
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| Author: | Investoren [ Sun May 26, 2013 10:30 pm ] |
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When you are outside IRL random places, and you see either a red golf lacking a wheel, a bicycle without wheels etc. and you snapchat a photo of it to a friend... When you are in a shop, and you find the exactly same can of Baked Beans wich is in the game, and you buy it, and eat it for dinner... When you are outside irl driving, you spot a helicopter, and you start following it in its direction to see if its gonna crash... |
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| Author: | SNM! Omen [ Thu Jun 20, 2013 4:04 pm ] |
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I tossed this on reddit and pluged the server...hopefully we can get some more traffic, even a little. http://cp.reddit.com/r/dayz/comments/1g ... add_yours/ |
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